Its hard to bottle up the events of last night in their entirety and due any justice to the mind F*CK that was last night but here goes....
THE TOP 8 REASONS WHY LAST NIGHT SUCKED
8. The music the DJ was spinning sounded like my 6th grade dance circa 1994
7. In attempts to look "cool and fit in" No one was dancing, again very remeniscent of my 6th grade dance
6. The bartender heard Tequila n tonic when i asked for tanqueray n tonic
5. By the name one would assume the new 24/7 convenience store is actually open 24/7... One would be wrong...
4. Realizing without a shadow of a doubt that we live in a sexist society that values a womens vagina more than amazing body art
3. The flyer read best tattoo contest, but alas it was best vagina contest.
2. Nicholas lost two free tickets to Vegas to a girl with a heart on her crotch the size of a freckle
1. That i cared enought last night to actually compartmentalize my disdain for the night into a list
People say that the longer you live the more you understand about this oblate spheriod that most refer to as earth.....
If last night is any indication of this statement then i think i had more understanding as a fetus then i do now....
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2 comments:
hahahhaha. tequila N tonic, my favorite drink! I think I spilled some on my fug-gina tattoo. it's ok babe, we all know justice was not served last night. it just goes to show women rule and boys drool! jusssss kiddin. love you!
oh and secondly, why does my name say thekashirocollective and not "my sexy ass girlfriend's blog" or "the next best thing to happen to women since oprah"? yours is properly tagged! =)
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